World Cup Countdown - 335 Days to Go!

The first of what I'm sure will be many former World Cup Mascots. This is Pique. In no way taking every Mexican stereotype you can think of, he is a Jalapeno pepper. With a moustache. In a sombrero. I shit you not.



Presumably if England are successful in our bid for the 2018 World Cup we'll have a Black Pudding with a flat cap, bad teeth and a whippet. Possibly, as it's a World Cup, wielding a plastic chair. Definitely sunburnt. I considered doing a mock-up, but couldn't be arsed.